I'm only hanging in there for my fucking Sholto porn that was promised back in book one!

AHA! I KNEW there was a reason I trudged through three of those damn books, and that was it! I remember now!

Damn you and your cruel whimsy of unfulfilled porn promises, LKH. It's like you live in Opposite Land -- giving us the gristle and keeping the good stuff unwritten. Hate. You. So much.