The Ronnie's-fucksticks-in-triple-digits thing comes to mind.

When I read that in DM I was appalled. Not because Ronnie had hit the triple digits but because LKH was dragging yet another decent character through the mud to make Anita look better. It was like saying, "Oh if you think that Anita is a ho... check this out."

*hands you brain soap* Sorry that there's so little left.