Ah, the next chapter in LKH's self-help book is revealed: How I Solved America's Obesity Problem and Learned To Love My Womanly Curves. Yes kids, the answer is diet and exercise! The revelations keep on coming.

Yeah...the fact that she acts like she's all revolutionary scares me hardcore.

Next week: Laurell takes out North Korea With Anita's twat and saves the whales. because they, like Micah, have ginormous cocks.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :P