Vampire Lestat Ball 2006: Looks like Anne Rice won't be attending. Dang. C'mon, you know you wanted to see the wank-off. It would be like the West Side Story gang dances gone Goth.
LKH: *snap, snap, snap* My vampires have more sex than yours! AR: *twirls, throws her hands in the air and waves them like she just doesn't care* But my vampires are Frenchier than yours!
AWW COME ON! I wanted to see the gothwank to end all gothwankiness! Or at least watch Jon get mauled because of LKH's prancing him around like some sort of prized stud and Anne Rice going batshit crazy on both their asses.
Meanwhile: JC, Asher, Lestat, Louis **collective face-palm** We do not know these women. Three of us will be off having an orgy while Louis makes an angsty monologue.
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LKH: *snap, snap, snap* My vampires have more sex than yours!
AR: *twirls, throws her hands in the air and waves them like she just doesn't care* But my vampires are Frenchier than yours!
AWW COME ON! I wanted to see the gothwank to end all gothwankiness! Or at least watch Jon get mauled because of LKH's prancing him around like some sort of prized stud and Anne Rice going batshit crazy on both their asses.
Meanwhile: JC, Asher, Lestat, Louis **collective face-palm** We do not know these women. Three of us will be off having an orgy while Louis makes an angsty monologue.