dark chocolate is for biting, even the way you eat it is more violent
Okay seriously. Dude, WTF. Dark chocolate is my favourite of the chocolates, and it WILL MELT ON YOUR TONGUE if you LET it. WTF? For biting???
God, now I wanna run away with this.
Caesar salad is for biting, even the way you eat it is more violent. The Romaine will not melt on your tongue like an antacid tablet soaked in saliva, it needs to be crunched and chewed, breaking appart into pulp for ease of digestion. The dressing is like so much blood and thicker things, such as little bits of grated parmesian, which is also a violent food, needing to be grated before consumption. Salad is also a cruel food, because the Romaine is still alive when you eat it, and it dies a horrible, tortured death.
OMG LIEK I CAN SO BE LKH THE DIETY BLESSES ME TO LOOOSE MY MAD SKILLZ ON WRITING!!!!!!!1eleventyone!!!
Okay, I'll shuttup about the DARKITY DARKNESS of salad now. XD
Y'know, I'm starting to think her technophobia extends to the kitchen as well, because it really doesn't sound like she knows anything about food either.
No kidding. Because, yanno, TAFFY IS OMG TEH ADVANSED TEKNOLOGIE PH34R!!!! :P
I loathe this woman so damn much.
Rejection doesn't make it bitter for me, it makes success all the sweeter
LKH has this glowing neon tattoo on her face that screams "PETTY." Shame only the reasonably SANE can see it. :P
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Okay seriously. Dude, WTF. Dark chocolate is my favourite of the chocolates, and it WILL MELT ON YOUR TONGUE if you LET it. WTF? For biting???
God, now I wanna run away with this.
Caesar salad is for biting, even the way you eat it is more violent. The Romaine will not melt on your tongue like an antacid tablet soaked in saliva, it needs to be crunched and chewed, breaking appart into pulp for ease of digestion. The dressing is like so much blood and thicker things, such as little bits of grated parmesian, which is also a violent food, needing to be grated before consumption. Salad is also a cruel food, because the Romaine is still alive when you eat it, and it dies a horrible, tortured death.
OMG LIEK I CAN SO BE LKH THE DIETY BLESSES ME TO LOOOSE MY MAD SKILLZ ON WRITING!!!!!!!1eleventyone!!!
Okay, I'll shuttup about the DARKITY DARKNESS of salad now. XD
Y'know, I'm starting to think her technophobia extends to the kitchen as well, because it really doesn't sound like she knows anything about food either.
No kidding. Because, yanno, TAFFY IS OMG TEH ADVANSED TEKNOLOGIE PH34R!!!! :P
I loathe this woman so damn much.
Rejection doesn't make it bitter for me, it makes success all the sweeter
LKH has this glowing neon tattoo on her face that screams "PETTY." Shame only the reasonably SANE can see it. :P