"Jon, look! These people in these books do things besides sit around and talk! There's, like, stuff happening and progress! And they don't spell words the same as me! And where did the sex go?"
"...That's because they're not GOOD writers like YOU, hon! And Darla agrees!"
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"Jon, look! These people in these books do things besides sit around and talk! There's, like, stuff happening and progress! And they don't spell words the same as me! And where did the sex go?"
"...That's because they're not GOOD writers like YOU, hon! And Darla agrees!"
"Oh, okay. You and Darla know best, after all!"