AHH HA HA HA! I am so glad I wasn't drinking when I read this. XD
Oh man, I'm now getting mental images of the characters trading timeslots so they can try to avoid the Crotch as much as possible. "I'll swap you ten o'clock," "Only if you take tomorrow at noon, I have a dental appointment." "Crap! Oh...OH FINE!"
Or at least, a scheduling misshap and that's why we get threesomes and the like.
JC: Wait, I thought it was my turn tonight. ASHER: It was? Mon ami, I'm so sorry, I wasn't thinking. JC: Go now before she sees yo-- ANITA: OMG, ASHER! SEX MEH! ASHER: JC: Don't worry, my love, she'll be at home tomorrow night and we can get it on as much and as gay as we like.
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Oh man, I'm now getting mental images of the characters trading timeslots so they can try to avoid the Crotch as much as possible. "I'll swap you ten o'clock," "Only if you take tomorrow at noon, I have a dental appointment." "Crap! Oh...OH FINE!"
Or at least, a scheduling misshap and that's why we get threesomes and the like.
JC: Wait, I thought it was my turn tonight.
ASHER: It was? Mon ami, I'm so sorry, I wasn't thinking.
JC: Go now before she sees yo--
ANITA: OMG, ASHER! SEX MEH!
ASHER:
JC: Don't worry, my love, she'll be at home tomorrow night and we can get it on as much and as gay as we like.