Go, and find someone who does speak to you. Someone who's characters are plot devices...

I think you meant "whose," Laurell, dear. I was under the impression you're supposed to be a writer.

I… I…she…. used "whetted" instead of "wetted". I…. okay, who slipped her a dictionary when I wasn't looking?

Not that it matters much. Obviously, it didn't help her much with "whose," and that's really not that far away from "whetted".