Edward will help make the book readable again (because the character is all that, a bag of chips, and a tub of organic Awesomesauce).

I'm not sure if I'm hungry or horny, but I want some of that.

Also, what makes her think that growing sales means that the 'unpleasant' one are a minority? All those numbers tell her is how many people are buying the books, not whether they're enjoying them or not.