It'd probably make more sense than the, "Whatever you want, what ever you need" Micah shirts (http://www.laurellkhamilton.org/Merchandise/MichaShirt.jpg) available.

I also wouldn't mind having a list of all the sparkly things that Anita is, and then just something along the lines of, "all these villages share the same idiot."

Also, a t-shirt range of missing posters for characters and plot.