I find it ridiculous that all these uberpowerful vampires don't dare to come in and rip Anita to shreds because if they do, it would be violating vampire etiquette and might lead to somebody getting hurt!

Ye gods! What do these vampires DO all night? Do they just sit on their butts and bicker a lot, then check on Marmee Noir, then play cards with those little chocolate coins? You'd think even one of them would have a Cool Supernatural Power that they could use against Whorenita.