Au contraire, mon amie, you're forgetting that she's Laurell K. Hamilton -- PERKY GOTH, and hold back your disappointment folks that she doesn't dress in black lace and corsetry all the time. Her darkity darkness is INSIDE HAHR HED.

I'm kinda convinced that LKH has been typing with her nose, or at least taken the path of the God-of-War-Button-Mashing style, which would totally explain the copypasta of so much bad porn.