tl;dr the blog, so thanks for reading it for me and reporting the snarkable parts. Once again, the special snowflake is trying to be deepity deep, but just stinks of trying too much.

ETA: Someone please cut her subscription to BBC America, lest the Vicar of Dibley or the Torchwood cast or the Doctor end up as characters in her poor excuse for smut. (Please think of the pterodactyls!).