How bad? Gryphon makes Sunny look like Tolstoy. For an example of what you are in for: 1) on the first page, she calls an Opel and Opal (editing provided by Darla Cook) 2) Point of view may switch up to three times on a single page 3) the bad guy is Count Dracula 4) Dracula sends evil henchmen to jump out of the backseat of Key's car and yell "Boo!"

That doesn't even begin to cover the comedic value found in that book. I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the sequel to her literary monstrosity even as I hope that someone at ACE lost their job over her.