*is late to the party* Dammit, what'd I miss? Nuu, the cheezels are all gone??? I'm going to apologise in advance if this doesn't make any kind of sense.
Be still my fangirlie heart at JC being a bastard. At long last. I knew it! Anita's nothing more than his meat puppet and she's just too dim to figure it out! He's probably faking the coma (...and I just kept running through the Cordy line of, "one of these days, you're going to wake up in a coma!" to Giles from the Gingerbread episode of Buffy) and silently beaming MUAH HA HAs to Asher and arranging a gay French orgy for the weekend.
I have to sit back and admire that he would manipulate a situation to get Rafael in a vulnerable enough position to then totally pwn him and do what Nikolaos was apparently unable to accomplish during her reign in St Louis. Then again, she didn't have the Doom Crotch as her back-up generator. OTOH, uh...Rafael is meant to be their ally. Eating your allies is like shooting yourself in the foot. Unless JC seeks to pwn every lycanthrope in his territory, it was a politically stupid thing to do as the wererats have been saving his ass since...shit, day one in GP. I'm all for JC being a power hungry megalomaniac, but woefully he can't quite escape the dumb that LKH inflicts on everyone.
Meanwhile, OMG WHERE IS THE LABYRINTH REFERENCE FOR THE MASQUERADE?! If Jareth were there, Anita and all other Sues would have been incinerated by the supreme power of Bowie his package. The last thing Anita would see is what a real Doom Crotch is capable of doing!
It's that, or Dracula from Van Helsing is going to swan on through and announce, "I GIFF YOU VAN HALEN!"
And ohhh, Belle Morte must be a POTC fan as she does to Anita what Jack did to Elizabeth in the first movie. Only Anita wasn't drowning and bringing cursed pirates down upon everyone in sight. Which is sad, as pirates make everything better. Specially cursed-quasi-zombie pirates lead by Geoffrey Rush. I am a sad panda. :(
But that said, I'm still all kinds of WTF about the Harlequin being MOAD's bodyguards, as isn't that what those weirdo cat-vampire things back in Cerulean Sins were about? Belle-via-Musette was all, "MUAH HA HA HA! I CAN HAS RAISED TEH CAT-VAPMYAHZ! I AM TEH GRAYTEST EVAH!" and was basically using them as an excuse to throw herself a massacre-porn-party, only it totally wasn't as MOAD was waking up anyways and none of it made any sense the first or second time I read it and I'm just shocked that I remember it after all these years. Wow, run-on sentence, much? *slaps self*
The other point is, uh...so how did the Harlequin break their taboo given that nobody's dead? Vampires are all about the technicalities, no? So really, while St Louis are flailing from one crisis to the next, the Harlequins could just be lesbing up their hotel and ordering porn while they giggle about how dumb these people are. I'll bet they're not even trying to fuck with Anita et al..
And oh man, it'd be so easy to have Morte d'Amour be behind it all and utterly intent on fucking with everyone's heads so they'll be totally unawares for when he shows up with the rest of Team Evil to lay waste to the entire Eastern seaboard. Augustine could be in on it and launch an assault on St Louis from the Illinois side of things and cut off any form of retreat. And let's not forget the wereravens. XD
It'd never happen, but it was a happy thought no matter how fleeting it was.
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Be still my fangirlie heart at JC being a bastard. At long last. I knew it! Anita's nothing more than his meat puppet and she's just too dim to figure it out! He's probably faking the coma (...and I just kept running through the Cordy line of, "one of these days, you're going to wake up in a coma!" to Giles from the Gingerbread episode of Buffy) and silently beaming MUAH HA HAs to Asher and arranging a gay French orgy for the weekend.
I have to sit back and admire that he would manipulate a situation to get Rafael in a vulnerable enough position to then totally pwn him and do what Nikolaos was apparently unable to accomplish during her reign in St Louis. Then again, she didn't have the Doom Crotch as her back-up generator. OTOH, uh...Rafael is meant to be their ally. Eating your allies is like shooting yourself in the foot. Unless JC seeks to pwn every lycanthrope in his territory, it was a politically stupid thing to do as the wererats have been saving his ass since...shit, day one in GP. I'm all for JC being a power hungry megalomaniac, but woefully he can't quite escape the dumb that LKH inflicts on everyone.
Meanwhile, OMG WHERE IS THE LABYRINTH REFERENCE FOR THE MASQUERADE?! If Jareth were there, Anita and all other Sues would have been incinerated by the supreme power of
Bowiehis package. The last thing Anita would see is what a real Doom Crotch is capable of doing!It's that, or Dracula from Van Helsing is going to swan on through and announce, "I GIFF YOU VAN HALEN!"
And ohhh, Belle Morte must be a POTC fan as she does to Anita what Jack did to Elizabeth in the first movie. Only Anita wasn't drowning and bringing cursed pirates down upon everyone in sight. Which is sad, as pirates make everything better. Specially cursed-quasi-zombie pirates lead by Geoffrey Rush. I am a sad panda. :(
But that said, I'm still all kinds of WTF about the Harlequin being MOAD's bodyguards, as isn't that what those weirdo cat-vampire things back in Cerulean Sins were about? Belle-via-Musette was all, "MUAH HA HA HA! I CAN HAS RAISED TEH CAT-VAPMYAHZ! I AM TEH GRAYTEST EVAH!" and was basically using them as an excuse to throw herself a massacre-porn-party, only it totally wasn't as MOAD was waking up anyways and none of it made any sense the first or second time I read it and I'm just shocked that I remember it after all these years. Wow, run-on sentence, much? *slaps self*
The other point is, uh...so how did the Harlequin break their taboo given that nobody's dead? Vampires are all about the technicalities, no? So really, while St Louis are flailing from one crisis to the next, the Harlequins could just be lesbing up their hotel and ordering porn while they giggle about how dumb these people are. I'll bet they're not even trying to fuck with Anita et al..
And oh man, it'd be so easy to have Morte d'Amour be behind it all and utterly intent on fucking with everyone's heads so they'll be totally unawares for when he shows up with the rest of Team Evil to lay waste to the entire Eastern seaboard. Augustine could be in on it and launch an assault on St Louis from the Illinois side of things and cut off any form of retreat. And let's not forget the wereravens. XD
It'd never happen, but it was a happy thought no matter how fleeting it was.