-a membership to the LKH fanclub? That's just cruel, lol -A dozen white roses with one red one stuck in there, like Jean-Claude's creepy way of signifying sex? -A copy of Danse Macabre that you've taken a sharpie to? You can cross out all the sex scenes so that the only remaining words are: "the, and, spill." -An LKH-makeup kit? You can buy garish red lipstick, white powder, and black eyeliner. -A little stuffed leopard...you can attach 50-feet of fake hair to the head and call it Nathaniel -If you're going the comics route, take the book to the copy shop and blow up an 8 x 10 of Rafael with the huge ridiculous thighs. You can get a cheap frame and insist she hang it at work.
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-A dozen white roses with one red one stuck in there, like Jean-Claude's creepy way of signifying sex?
-A copy of Danse Macabre that you've taken a sharpie to? You can cross out all the sex scenes so that the only remaining words are: "the, and, spill."
-An LKH-makeup kit? You can buy garish red lipstick, white powder, and black eyeliner.
-A little stuffed leopard...you can attach 50-feet of fake hair to the head and call it Nathaniel
-If you're going the comics route, take the book to the copy shop and blow up an 8 x 10 of Rafael with the huge ridiculous thighs. You can get a cheap frame and insist she hang it at work.