Re: the shirts:

Anita and Jean-Claude - OH GOD. At least they were true to the spirit of the 80's mullets. D: That's worse than Wolverine's hairstyles!

Asher - ...This is why you don't let kids have Photoshop.

The "Can't Choose" one - oh yes I can, and I choose the brown one. At least it has a human skin tone.

Bartinus - ...It's interesting, at least. :)

Galen - ...Took me forever to even see the face, and he looks like Swamp Thing to me.

Doyle - Who let the village idiot loose with a white marker on black background and a book on impressionism?

Frost - ...No words will come.

Mistral - I know I should be thinking "Fabio", but instead all I can think is...

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!