pith: (basic-typeit!)
pith ([personal profile] pith) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts2008-01-03 01:10 pm

Challenge #009: Jason's stripper name!

Our deadline is unfortunately close, forced by LKH's own deadline, but c'est la vie. As stated in the blog, LKH, creative goddess that she is, can't think of a good stripper/stage name for Jason. So she's holding a contest. Yippee! (Or, in her words, yea!)

Thus, the challenge here is the same: give Jason a stripper name. Use a meme formula or an online generator or your brain, whatever you like.

How to play along: Send your submissions to lkh.lashoutsATgmail.com. Please send ONE EMAIL ONLY: unlike LKH, I don't want to drown in email. So wait until you have all your names ready, then send them off.

Deadline: January 10, 2008. I know it's close, but she's set a deadline of the 18th, and we need time for voting. Voting, you say? Aye. I'll gather up all the names, make a poll, and we'll have a group vote for which to submit.

What'll we do with the book if we win?: Again, we'll have a group vote. Destroy it? Sell it on eBay and donate the money to Alzheimer's research to benefit a real author, the mighty Terry Pratchett? If you have suggestions, pass those along too.

Who will submit the ideas to LKH and Co.? Ah, more fun! I'll use my address and one of my emails, since they already have my address anyway. But if you have a fun idea for a pseudonym, send that along with your submission. Or we could always send it via LKH_Lashouts, just so she feels some love. Again, suggestions in this area are welcome.

Warning notice of DOOM!: Please submit ideas ONLY if you are willing to share. I will not look kindly on anyone who submits a name then, if their name wins, goes "Oh, it was totally my name that won! I should get the book!" NO. Doesn't fly. If you legitimately want the book, enter on your own. If you're willing to have a bit of fun with the group, enter with us. Nuff said.

This post was hasty, so if I've forgotten anything, let me know.

[identity profile] kerame.livejournal.com 2008-01-04 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
The Cosby Show?

No, for all of Anita's extreme sexxing, I think the first person of color she ever did was Raphael.

What are the odds on that? She should have hit every minority group including Pacific Islanders at this point.
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[identity profile] kerame.livejournal.com 2008-01-04 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The only Asian man I can remember from the books is Shang Da, and he was the rare male with the good taste to despise Anita.

[identity profile] hellozombies.livejournal.com 2008-01-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Shang Da ftw.

I think he nearly tried to kill her once. Or was plotting it. Or something interesting like that. Of course, that was like...seven books ago or something.

[identity profile] easol.livejournal.com 2008-01-04 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That, combined with his nonwhiteness, explains why we haven't really seen him for awhile...

[identity profile] guardians-song.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Werejaguar, maybe?

[identity profile] atypia.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
What are the odds on that? She should have hit every minority group including Pacific Islanders at this point.

Thank god I had already put down my drink before I read that. I still can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!