"Flat out did it for him/her/it/me/ficus" Yeah, I get it already. I flat out get it, Laurell.

"kitty-cat eyes" (FELINE! FEEELIIIINE!!! AND OMG, CHARTREUSE IS NOT AN ATTRACTIVE COLOUR! I have a snot green laundry -- and it's mocking you, LKH!)

"too pretty to be handsome, too beautiful to be real," -- specially when it comes to describing the men.

"pulse like candy" and variations of it rolling around mouths and/or over tongues, "tasting sweet, so sweet, like copper pennies".

"He was fast, but he was slow." and variations on the theme. I'm sorry, but it has to be one thing or the other.

And possibly my favourite, "Fuck me!" mm-hmm, that never gets old. NEVAH.

You know, I probably have a list somewhere of phrases that just piss me off, or I just point and laugh at the wurdz.