ext_73239 ([identity profile] roguetailkinker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts 2008-01-05 08:59 pm (UTC)

"fuck buddies" I hate that phrase with a flaming purple passion. Oh, and LKH? You cannot "make love" with "fuck buddies". DOES NOT COMPUTE. Pick one and stick with it!

"can't rape the willing" - WTF is this supposed to mean, anyway? Nothing pleasant, that's for damn sure.


And they aren't exactly verbal tics, but wtf is with the biting and scratching ALL THE TIME?

I mean, I like biting. I bite in bed. The difference is that when I bite, the worst I leave is a purple hickey, not a bloody gaping wound like she does.

Ditto with scratching. I have long, sharp fingernails, and I like scratching lovers too. But I have NEVER raked bloody furrows down somebody's skin. And outside of the obvious BDSM situations, what sane human being actually does do that kind of damage to their lovers? In fact, even most kinksters wouldn't be into that.

She's supposed to be little Ms. Vanilla Good Girl, and she does this stuff? Once again, does not compute.

And she needs to cut it out with the screaming, too. Normal people do not hit the decibel level of a jet engine just because they're having an orgasm.

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