Holy crap. That is going to be the best thing I read all day.

"I'm a lycanthrope."
"And I'm not."
"Plus, I've got werpes."
*blink* "...and I don't."
"And we want to keep it that way. That's why I use Weretrex, because even when there's no sign of an outbreak or fangs, I could still be contagious."
"..." *edges away with slightly widened eyes*
"Weretrex. When you really care." *grabs wrist and yanks back. lovingly.*