Not to mention Rachel Morgan and/or Harry Dresden. Love em both, and they could do a tango together on top of Anita's lily-white, perpetually orgasming body. If she weren't trying to molest Thomas, that is...

Thomas would completely, utterly, and totally pwn Whorenita and make Jean-Claude his whining little bitch, and we all know it. Pretty though he may be, he still has his balls, unlike the vast majority of her entourage of long-haired massive penii.