Amen! I love him for that, and he would SO whip Whorenita's butt. I could fantasize about him going all silver-eyed and "moving like smoke," and showing her that her necromancer powers don't work on him since he ain't dead.

and make Jean-Claude his whining little bitch,

I can just see Thomas pinning JC's head down with one leg, and Harry thinking, "Master of the City, my ass." Then making the other vampires take his example -- how to be pretty but not wussy, wangsty and emasculated.

And the Alphas would totally pwn the werebeasties around Anita.

Thomas: Okay, what do we have on the agenda here? Clothes today -- how dressing normally can make you seem sexier by comparison, instead of wearing all this leather porn shit from the eighties. Also on the agenda -- appearance, and how it isn't everything. This means you, Asher and Permed Master of the City.
Asher: Have you even seen my scars?
Thomas: I've seen my brother's hand after it was burned off with burning napalm. Yours can't be much worse.
JC: But Anita says-
Thomas: To hell with that. Question, Requiem?
Requiem: Can I still wear my cloak?
Thomas: At Renaissance Faires and Lord of the Rings conventions, but not everyday. Also, shave the Vandyke. Byron, stop staring at my ass.