Author Laurell K. Hamilton was detained today on suspicion of publishing child pornography. Her only response was "What do you mean? That was a TYPO! His name is KITTO! And he's older than Christianity! So what if he dresses in shorts, is timid, always needs protection, is mostly hairless, and is only four feet tall, and always described as weak and generally implied to be childlike? He's well-hung!"

Disgruntled ex-fans say "We've been expecting this one for a while... Just didn't think she'd be so BLATANT about it."

Most notably, in the current book, the "Kitto" character's voice has finally broken. The main character, Merry Gentry, is shocked and revolted by this development, and befriends Michael Jackson.

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