When I first read your post, I assumed, "I sense a theme", was pure snark.

She lists titles with the words: kiss, lick, and swallow, then pretends the "theme" is the men's names!?!

It fits in so perfectly with her personality, though. Anita doesn't want public gang-bangs and sex-slaves, she's a good girl!

I wonder if she had to "accidentally" set fire to her clothes on her wedding night so she could pretend she didn't get naked on purpose.