Edward makes my heart sing. Let's hope LKH doesn't ruin him like everything else in these novels. I gave up reading after ID, but you're snark is incredibly entertaining (and probably saves a lot of my sanity, my god DM seemed bad).

Random thought, but I wonder if Olaf just trotted over to the river to East St. Louis and indulged in his favorite hobby of killing people... would anybody notice? And it's technically not in St. Louis, or even the state of Missouri. In case you don't know, East St. Louis is gang infested, crime ridden, and even the cops drive at night with their guns drawn and don't do full stops at stop signs.