Olaf "feels something" for Anita in a way that Edward has never "seen him like a woman."
Oh, how unique. Really, I am shocked. Anita NOT like other women?
I'd also like to know what sort of a justification is it to bring a 16-year-old kid to any contact with Anita based on the cunning argument 'but he wanted to'. What? I mean... what?! What is that?!
And I love how the 28th chapter consists of... nothing. Well, I mean, the first paragraph and the last sound like they could be switched quite easily. What's wrong with 'Twenty minutes later we were no closer to a solution, so for the greater good (ie saving the sanity of everyone involved) I grudgingly agreed with Edward. We would sure need the extra help.' Or... anything else for that matter? Are there chapters devoted to Anita and her penii ordering pizza? I bet they'd need more than one chapter to order Chinese! I mean, the choices!
which he's qualified for since he speaks several Middle Eastern languages.
Yes, so do I. However, that doesn't actually mean I'd be any good at training anti-terrorist infiltration groups. If he isn't a language teacher then he wouldn't do much good to them. I'm assuming they'd have to know more than 'hi' and 'pass the hummus'. And come to think of it, what languages would those be? Persian, Arabic and... what? Hebrew (of course, debate being whether that's actually a Middle-Eastern language)? Variations of Arabic? What?
I'd comment more (mostly about what a pity it is Anita wasn't disemboweled for good), but I think I can bring no more coherent ideas to the table (not that the others were all that great. But still).
Wonderful snark. And truly, the more I read of these recaps, the better staying away from the actual books seems... (: (For one, they don't come with insta-snark.)
I'd like to say that "if you're going to kill me, do it, but don't make fun of me, too." is one of the stupidest lines ever, and one that's seldom (and by that I mean never) heard in the real world.
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Oh, how unique. Really, I am shocked. Anita NOT like other women?
I'd also like to know what sort of a justification is it to bring a 16-year-old kid to any contact with Anita based on the cunning argument 'but he wanted to'. What? I mean... what?! What is that?!
And I love how the 28th chapter consists of... nothing. Well, I mean, the first paragraph and the last sound like they could be switched quite easily. What's wrong with 'Twenty minutes later we were no closer to a solution, so for the greater good (ie saving the sanity of everyone involved) I grudgingly agreed with Edward. We would sure need the extra help.' Or... anything else for that matter? Are there chapters devoted to Anita and her penii ordering pizza? I bet they'd need more than one chapter to order Chinese! I mean, the choices!
which he's qualified for since he speaks several Middle Eastern languages.
Yes, so do I. However, that doesn't actually mean I'd be any good at training anti-terrorist infiltration groups. If he isn't a language teacher then he wouldn't do much good to them. I'm assuming they'd have to know more than 'hi' and 'pass the hummus'. And come to think of it, what languages would those be? Persian, Arabic and... what? Hebrew (of course, debate being whether that's actually a Middle-Eastern language)? Variations of Arabic? What?
I'd comment more (mostly about what a pity it is Anita wasn't disemboweled for good), but I think I can bring no more coherent ideas to the table (not that the others were all that great. But still).
Wonderful snark. And truly, the more I read of these recaps, the better staying away from the actual books seems... (: (For one, they don't come with insta-snark.)
I'd like to say that "if you're going to kill me, do it, but don't make fun of me, too." is one of the stupidest lines ever, and one that's seldom (and by that I mean never) heard in the real world.