It's so wrong that my first thought about MOAD and the sabre-toothed tiger thing is, "Aww, she's a Diego fan! We love Diego! HEY DIEGO!" *facepalm*
Oh, Team Evil. When will you learn? Don't keep the incriminating stationery close by when sending psychic threats, and maybe have minions WITH NO TONGUES so they can't blab about your Sekrit Planz.
And yet, I'm twitching the most about just how vague the warrant of execution is. From everything I know of the series, it's basically a free pass to kill whatever vampire and/or minions and there's this implicit trust that the hunter won't fuck it up. So all my snarks of, "She has a warrant. She can do that." are entirely accurate in the worst possible way. *stabs things* WHERE IS THE SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER WHEN YOU NEED HER TO ARGUE THESE THINGS?
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Oh, Team Evil. When will you learn? Don't keep the incriminating stationery close by when sending psychic threats, and maybe have minions WITH NO TONGUES so they can't blab about your Sekrit Planz.
And yet, I'm twitching the most about just how vague the warrant of execution is. From everything I know of the series, it's basically a free pass to kill whatever vampire and/or minions and there's this implicit trust that the hunter won't fuck it up. So all my snarks of, "She has a warrant. She can do that." are entirely accurate in the worst possible way. *stabs things* WHERE IS THE SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER WHEN YOU NEED HER TO ARGUE THESE THINGS?