LOL It's got to be akin to LJ names at this point! For some reason I'm picturing a whole slew of vampires standing in line at the DMV, hoping they won't be shuffled to some other weird line, or that they won't get rubber-stamped into having their official vampire name be "Clyde." And some no-nonsense clerk has to patiently explain that not everyone can realistically have super-cool name *coughWilliecough*