Peter's fake I.D. is Peter Black?! Is she trying corralate her stories with Harry Potter or something? Seriously, the worst one is Remus the Werewolf simply because every time I see it I think "Lupin? He's here? OMG, I must rescue him!" But the addition of "Peter Black" is too much. What will she put in next? A James? A Potter?

Heck, for all we know Remus will hook up with Peter behind the scenes, illegally become Remus Black, and turn evil and rebel against Anita and the Doom Crotch for gay rights. It'd be slightly more interesting than what's going on right now.

Oh. And excellent snark, btw.