I'm guessing Stephenie Meyer isn't even a blip on her radar. I mean, non-French, heterosexual, non-sexually abused vampires who REFUSE to have premarital sex? Sexual tension that doesn't end up with fluids gushing everywhere? Competency with spell-check? Why would she be interested?

Then again, maybe she'll start suggesting the Twilight books for those of us who are too "prudish" for the hotwetfuckmewhileI'mtight fest she's churning out.