I hate it when straight male friends start acting like just because I'm gay, I'm gonna want to jump them at the first possible opportunity. All the joking "Hey now, I don't swing that way.." and "don't follow me into the bathroom.." sorts of "fending me off" jokes. Ugh. AS IF, sunshine.
And actually, that's what I've started to tell them. *laugh* Amazing how insulted they look when they find out that, no, I'm actually not attracted to you.

Anita definitely strikes me as the type to demand "Why not?" if you told her that, though.