God, I wouldn't dick around... I'd say something to the effect of "If I were the author of this series I'd shoot myself kill off all the superfluous men... ones who just seem to be there to fawn over Anita [MICAH!]."

I also don't like the idea of telling an author what to do, since it's their book, but for the love of God, if you're going to ask me point blank who I'd choose to kill I'd be honest.