HAHAHA that's terrific! I always wondered why vampires with human partners who wanted them to stop drinking blood from victims didn't just do THIS instead!

I love me some grossness in the vampire genre, since the fact they SUCK BODILY FLUIDS tends to get so romanticized and sexualized that it being shown in a way so nasty you can't get around it is actually something I'd have enjoyed reading about...even if I too would be squicking out the whole time XD