No, there won't be any tv show/movie because she cannot understand how a full length novel can be "winnowed" down to 120-ish pages of a script. ("What do you take out?" It's like she doesn't understand that all the pages spent on description can easily be summed up with a couple of visuals)

I have this image of an Anita Blake TV show where new characters walk on screen, face the camera, and stop, and we get a voiceover of Anita describing their looks and outfits. Every time.