Am I the only person who finds the word "scream" completely non-erotic? I willing to say hey, different strokes and all that -- but the noise I hear in my head is not the happy fun noises of a woman in a vampire sandwich.

But I think this was my favorite (other than 'jealous whiner babies,' of course):

“Good,” he said, and then he made his fingers go in and out of me faster and faster, as if he were fucking me with them.

Yes, Anita. That is exactly what's happening there. It's like no one has ever told her the phrase "finger fucking."

Also: that sentence has a lot of "and" for one declarative.