AHH HA HA!

But yes, this is the sort of thing I'd expect to hear in high school gossip.

Then again, back when I was in high school, I told a girl, "Just you wait until final year and you'll be as cynical as us."

She gave me this brainless look and said, "What does cynical mean?"

I handed her a dictionary and told her to look under C.

She whined back, "Just teeelll meeeee!!!"

I kid you not, this actually happened. I made her look up the goddamned word, she read the definition and still didn't understand it.

So, maybe LKH is of the same ilk as this kid, only more growed up. *shudders*