"And she was sort of pissed that no one wanted to buy her Bible fanfic."

I think that's a fairly common theme for the newly indoctrinated.

I am the same about dentistry now. I didn't go to the dentist for over 12 years and then went and now I want everyone to go, and stuff. So I'm like a born again, but in tooth care instead of Jesus. (That sounded less crazy when I was making the connections between going to the dentist and finding Jesus in my own mind.) :P