Glorious, excruciating trainwreck if Shutdown is anything to go by.

I'm seriously dreading some kind of thinly-veilled fictionalised meet-cute between LKH and Jon (her husband) because we clearly don't have enough of that with ABVH. EXCEPT NO IT'LL BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT. THIS TIME IT'LL BE A COFFEE SHOP AU.

I'm so so sorry, coffee shop AUs. I actually quite enjoy them. I don't want to inflict LKH upon them.