She also has a remarkable ability to never serve anyone who isn't either utterly white or just-ethnic-enough-to-have-a-permanent-tan.

She insists this isn't because she's racist, she just never seems to see anyone but white people coming into the store. Though she was caught trying to vacuum the credit cards out of the wallets of a black man and Chinese man who came into the store together, on the grounds that "she needed their monetary life forces in order to pay her men's rent".

She was oddly silent on the issue of why she couldn't have just served them their damn coffees like she does every white man.