I'm seriously impressed that while banging your head against your keyboard, you can spell, "wars."

Also, maybe the lesson here is, do not write books that are five hundred plus pages long. Shorter book = better for everyone. Also, shorter books forces you to compact things down, put in the necessary things (like, y'know, plot) and cut out most of the crap.

Then again, Micah has proved that you can still have a short book that says nothing at all. *headdesk*