http://rodentfanatic.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rodentfanatic.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts 2015-04-25 03:49 pm (UTC)

"I still remember one of the little girls teasing me that my mother was dead"

dafuq

look, kids are horribly cruel, but...I don't know, something about that doesn't seem right AT ALL. It sounds like the sort of thing that only happens to outcast heroines in YA novels, along with being picked on for violet eyes and liking books.

"I’m just as likely to be on my smart phone as the people I’m with, and I wish my friends that are my age, or older, would text more. It’s a great way to keep up with people on a daily basis. I love sending and receiving pictures and little notes, from friends and lovers. I also keep discovering new music, new bands, and most of the people in my age group seem to have stopped at the decade they graduated from high school, or college. I totally don’t understand that"

HOW DID WE EVEN GET HERE

ANYTHING TO SHOEHORN IN HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE

FOR LIKING NEW BANDS

WOW SO SPECIAL MUCH UNUSUAL

My parents are in their 60s and they use their phones and iPads plenty, ok? You're seriously not that unique. At all.

" Other people that we dated brought more music into our lives. New bands, new singers, and we began to make friends with some of the musicians like S.J. Tucker, or Kimberly Freeman of One-Eyed Doll."

LOL SUBTLE NAMEDROPPING SOOOO SUBTLE

" Jonathon finally learned to play the bass and, no surprise, he’s good at it. I can finally say that I’ve dated a musician"

Well I guess you can finally write about it now!

"Those of you happy in a traditional marriage, I’m happy for you, I’m only saying it did not work for me"

But also that you're a lazy gold-digging whore who only cares about money and your husband just wants a hot cheerleader on his arm

Also blah blah blah I AM THE ONLY WOMAN OF MY GENERATION WHO WORKED!


...I guess the shoe and the pumpkin is a Cinderella reference? Because reasons?

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