ext_236071 ([identity profile] openidwouldwork.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts 2015-05-30 09:35 am (UTC)

Yeah, riiight, she had to use a cow... did she really need 60liters of blood to spill? We are talking about the same necromancer who raised several centuries old cemetaries with the power of her crotch and a papercut before, aren't we?

And don't get me started on the difficulties of handling cows... they are a bit more of a handful than goats and won't fit into your trunk, Ms Blake. Also, proper leftover removal (not that she does that with the goats either, but...) - we are talking about something around 1300pounds of dead matter here, and I don't say 'dead meat' on purpose, because... offal. Huge digestive tract there, filled with gas and fluids... much fun to be had when moving.

And! How the FU** can a street urchin like Nathaniel have had a run-in with a cow?!? Is St. Luis populated by Hindus and there are holy cows ambling about the streets?!? And if he tried to attack one as a bitty kitty and discoverd zomg, there are horns and hoofs attached... well he is an idiotic dick and really deserved to get his belly slit and get the shit kicked out of him, more power to that cow.

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