Leave Ireland ALONE. Oh dear God the thought of Anita in Ireland.... I suppose it will be full of identical incest-leprechaun men who are all extraordinarily short and the width of a bus with floor-length red hair, one or two obnoxious uberCatholic women with Issues around Anita and the Sweeties,moronic homo/polyphobic Gardai who will all be in awe of Anita's l33t not-cop skills, random stuff stolen from Irish mythology (if she puts Cuchulainn in there I swear I will fly to St Louis and CRUSH her) and general diddly-die bollocks.

Introducing Spike and Genevieve to pate in Dublin. They have dubbed it smooth, creamy, spreadable meat butter.

I can't even. You'd think Spike and Dru were their idiot children.