Given that I haven't watched or read Little Women (more because I think I'd rather have concurrent rectal surgery and a root canal without anaesthesia than anything else) I'm gonna take your word for it, because you're the third person to point out the March reference.

Still. What the hell? Marmee and Noir goes together about as well as cheese in a can, or Gweneth Paltrow and that Best Actress Oscar.

I think LKH is gaining on Anne Rice in the crazy stakes.