I was just discussing this with dwg on her journal, and i was saying that our spies aren't even stealth. There are at least three people on here with no entries, no avis and no friends other than this community. I likened them to the penguin's b-list henchmen on the old batman series, and i'll paste the rest of the convo, as it had me laughing for a full five minutes
dwg : "At this point, I'm willing to even say that the Knights Templar - while the lamest ninjas ever what with their white tunics that you can see coming toward you a mile away! are more l337 than these guys."
dracoliciousss : *snorts with laughter* they are the equivalent of the Knights Templar. I'm picturing our spies in bright tunics with "ardeur" stitched across the front, instead of the big red cross.
dwg : Naw. They'd have red hearts embroidered onto their tunics. And shields that have chartreuse kitty-cat eyes.

Their battle cry would be Micah's t-shirt slogan, only that would get Status Quo stuck in the heads of their enemies, and it would be the Quo that drives them mad and allows the Ardeur Ninjas their lame victoly. Yes. Victoly.