ext_5065 ([identity profile] witchwillow.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts2006-12-03 02:03 pm

BookFlog / Book Review

"The latest on best-seller Hamilton's series featuring Meredith Gentry, the fairie princess/PI in the Unseelie Court, reads sorta like fan fiction."




"Newbies will struggle to digest the plot; In exchange for the lives of captured enemies, Gentry bets her evil Aunt Adais, Queen of Air and Darknesss, that she can bring back to life their long-dead gardens--and produce an heir-- by boinking the guards, washed-up jester Abeloec and rough 'n' ready Mistral. But everyone will enjoy the marathon, 40-page opening sex scene. While we bow to proud Merry's stamina, we'd love to see her lead men (or goblins) into battle with more than just her sex appeal." C+

-- Entertainment Weekly's (#910, Dec 8 2006) Mandi Bierly

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Seems pretty damn insulting to fanfiction to me. But look it's not just us who are 'total haters, omg we suck'

[identity profile] mneiai.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people who aren't into fanfiction are exposed to it at places like ffnet...so, I'd say that she'd be pretty accurate in comparing it to a LKH novel.

::shamelessly posts at ffnet solely for reviews::

Also, I think we should send this reviewer a fruit basket.
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[identity profile] dracoliciousss.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
*snicker* she's out of her depth if we send french cheeses...i don't think the fangirl to french dictionary covers those.

[identity profile] thekiwiwhoflew.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Naw aw, man. Then she may think the names for the cheeses are "OMFGCOOL" and name her characters after them! =D! Can you see? Dark, brooding, long haired vampire "Fromage"
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[identity profile] thekiwiwhoflew.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's why Im hoping that she'll get into Italians soon.

..Wait.

....Oh GOD What did I just write? D=
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[identity profile] thekiwiwhoflew.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Or worse.

You getting into her.

Vag Badger has a whole new meaning, now.

[identity profile] delphinapterus.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
That just makes me shudder and snicker at the same time.