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[x-trickster-x.livejournal.com]

Inspired by the upcoming Jason novel I’ve started a little something. However I can’t bear the thought of dragging myself through the books again to find some things. They aren’t massively important things but I thought you might remember. Can anyone tell me what Jason, Asher, Nathaniel and Richard look like?

 

I tried looking it up and found a massive Anita Blake site. But then I noticed they’d used some of the beautiful Castlevania artwork by Ayami Kojima for the layout and ran off crying. My poor babies T__T

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[panicqueen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and Jason is described as having short-cut blonde hair (at least, in the last book I actually read and enjoyed, he did) that makes him look older, blue eyes, and a boyish smile. He's pretty small and non-threatening. Also...his, um, genitalia is sadly normal human-sized and slightly curved into his hip when erect.

Why do I remember this? Why? *headdesk*

[hellfire82.livejournal.com]

" Also...his, um, genitalia is sadly normal human-sized and slightly curved into his hip when erect."

You know, I've never been able to visualize that. Is she saying he's bent? Or merely deformed?

[hellfire82.livejournal.com]

I've seen the up. I've seen the down. The way it's described, it seems like a sharp left turn or something, like he's terribly misshapen... and only Anita's magic girl parts can straighten it out.

Jason-novel-lite

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

LKH is working on a Jason novel/novellite (her word that has already caused me to throw up in my mouth)

Any bets that since Jason is the porn star this time he's become an alpha an can adjust his, um, genitalia to any size he wants to?