"I just flew in from the Coast and boy are my arms tired." It's a stale joke that mixes air travel with bird-like flying. It makes no sense in the context of Jon's blog.

Also, Jon is apparently the "CIO"/computer expert. Considering that he just discovered bread, it may take a while for him to discover spellcheck. But to be fair, LKH has probably forbidden the cruel h8ter program for daring to criticize her genius.

Last, Jon definitely has a great setup, but remember that he lives everyday with LKH. That's a big bucket of squick right there.