ext_43: proust quote: let us be happy to those that make us happy.  They are the constant gardners that make our souls blossom. (PD - Group 1)
drho.livejournal.com ([identity profile] drho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts2007-11-24 05:09 am

(No Thanks)giving

Click HERE to read Jonboi's Thanksgiving Recap. 

So yesterday was Thanksgiving Day in the US. The official start of the "Holiday Season" here, and boy are my arms tired. No wait. Wrong line. Sorry. 

WTF?  Is it possible to unlaughmyasson?  Something is not quite right with this guy . . .

. . . my family, . . . all gathering to eat {turkey} . . . and my bread.  Yep, you read it right, my bread. 

Yayers!  I can read! 

I baked two loaves of bred for thanksgiving. 

Oh squick!  Apparently, someone can't use spell check.  (*bleaches brain*)

Everyone loved the bread and ate all of it. . . .Its a nice heavy, sweet bread, but not soo sweet that it tastes like a pastery. 

Did he eat pastery in kindergarten?  That explains a lot.

Yes, I'm talking about cooking . . .

Really?  Because bread involves baking . . .

I do most of the cooking in the house. I enjoy it, and I'm actually pretty good at it. 

Sure you are, Nathaniel.  Do you wear your pearls to cook your bred?  (*bleaches brain*)

Laurell would say that its "just one of the many things I do well."

Blergh.  TMI fanboy.  TMI.

Anyway, Here's to everyone in the US: Hope you have a enjoyable Thanksgiving. Everyone else: Here's to a pleasant weekend. 

Anyway, here's to everyone in lkh_lashouts.  I hope you had an enjoyable Thanksgiving.  Please remember that you (yes, you!) can also write novels with no understanding of grammar or spelling or plots or modesty.  Or, in the alternative, you can become an author by proxy by eating a lot of paste-ry and fanboying.

[identity profile] refche.livejournal.com 2007-11-24 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Wrong line? What? I missed something with me being non-American?

Not that whatever Jon says in this life is of any relevance, I'm just trying not to headdesk to the rest. Chat programs today have spell checking abilities. It's not advanced science. It's like Team LKH decided to write the most useless post and then thought it wasn't annoying enough.

...

I kinda want to be Jon. Can you imagine the awesome life? Your wife makes tons of money writing crap. She's really obsessed with writing crap, so she doesn't bother you all that much, and you have loads of free time to read comics and cook and stuff. Job description: Practically Brainless. I'd make myself business cards and everything.

[identity profile] refche.livejournal.com 2007-11-24 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
LKH has probably forbidden the cruel h8ter program for daring to criticize her genius

It's scary how true that sounds. The sad part is, if someone awesome was being all, "LANGUAGE CANNOT CONTAIN ME!" I could respect them. And I probably can't explain the difference between cool-crazy and crazy-crazy to most people, so I'm glad I'm among friends over here.